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Has anyone ever told you that you’ve got a certain…magnetism?

I’ve got a critter lurking in the shadows… And it looks like everyone’s favorite tormented mutant found his way to my home. And there’s a certain…attraction to him. “HELP ME, you fool!” Looks like he...

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AMERICA! F*#% YEAH!

Happy birthday, America! Captain America wants YOU…to have a safe and fun 4th of July. Life, liberty, and star-spangled vibranium shields. P.S. I’ll have a lil’ Cap’n up for adoption next week at...

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Make your voice heard

“Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves – and the only way they could do this is by not voting.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt If you haven’t...

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Critters in New York!

If I’m going to drop critters in New York City, I’ve decided to stick to a theme for my critters this time around and make characters who are actually from New York City. And the first one that comes...

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Straight from Hell’s Kitchen…

Last week I posted a public question, asking everyone to name superheroes who were specifically from New York City. Peter Parker (Spider-Man) was a popular choice, and many people pointed out that the...

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WHAT TIME IS IT??

…if you said “Adventure time!”, you’re wrong. At least just this time. IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME! When it comes to shirtless, strange-colored men, I usually go with The Hulk. But in the spirit of sticking...

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Final adoption lineup!

So for my adoption lineup for NYCC this week, I’ve got a little Spider-Man, a Daredevil, a Thing, and a Sister of Plenitude. But there’s just one more New Yorker that I felt like I needed to add to my...

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BEHOLD! The first critter to be in the 2014 SDCC adoption lineup!

I’ve had many people suggest that I make this lil’ dude for a while now. Everyone say hi to Deadpool! The merc with a mouth, “ninja Spider-Man,” the dude who’ll kick your ass and just…won’t…shut…up…....

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Going to Comicpalooza? Keep your eyes peeled!

Are you going to Comicpalooza? Cool, so am I! And I’ll be dropping these two dudes while I’m at it: One little genius billionaire drunkard and a little moody mutant. I’ll only be going on Saturday and...

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Yet another critter for Comicpalooza!

You know what? Because I’m a glutton for punishment and I like you guys so much, I made another critter to drop at Comicpalooza! Sorry Spidey. Houston’s skyscrapers aren’t quite as climb-able, but I’m...

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Wanna fight? How about we taco ’bout it first?

Last year I made a little Deadpool for SDCC, but I thought he was missing something… Maybe if we let him eat something he’ll be happier… “OHHHHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!” “Justice with a side of guac”? SOLD. If...

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The hipster and his houseplant

BEHOLD! The final two critters for this year’s SDCC adoption lineup! Say hi to Peter. Or Star Lord. I don’t know, he just likes to be cool and pick names for himself. He usually rocks out to an...

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Looking for love? Look no further.

Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and it’s time for a little romance up in here. Let’s play a game, shall we? Three lucky bachelors, looking for love! Let’s meet these dapper gentlemen: Bachelor...

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Tony vs. Steve. Iron vs. Vibranium.

BEHOLD! Two more critters ready for San Diego Comic-Con! First it was Batman vs. Superman, now we’ve got another battle between Iron Man and Captain America. Apparently 2016 is the year where a lot of...

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Guest critters, ready to go!

No new critters from me at the moment, but I’ve received an incoming transmission for a set of guest critters that will be up for grabs at San Diego Comic-Con! They’re made by Gina all the way out in...

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A very odd physician walks into the universe…

I’m about two weeks late on this, but after a close call with Suicide Squad I’m back to my rule of making new critters only AFTER its source material has been released and vetted. BEHOLD! THE DOCTOR IS...

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Gear for the littlest heroes

A few weeks ago I got an email from a staff member of WhedonCon, a charitable fan convention that celebrates all things Joss Whedon. She told me that she organizes an event called WhedonKnit Nights,...

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Critters in New York, 2017 edition!

I’m heading to New York City for a weekend vacation this coming Thursday! And I’ve decided to take some critters with me! Almost the entire Marvel Universe is based in New York City, so it was only...

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Food, Magic, Purple Zone-outs, and Critters

Oh, New York City. I keep going back because I love the place so damn much. There’s so much happening at any given moment. I went back for another trip, stuffed my face, visited a few spots that I...

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As rare as a…

So last week people were losing their minds over that unicorn frappuccino at Starbucks. While people were hunting down that pink and blue sugary mess, I was busy trying to stitch up this little...

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